Puddles the Clown
| Scooter the Guinea Pig |
Hi, my name is Scooter. Welcome to the web page of
the greatest guinea pig in all of the world (at least in
my humble opinion). I usually perform with the more
well known but definitely less talented Puddles the
Clown. I mean come on I think the name says it all,
he's a clown! Sometimes all those colors make me sick.
Guinea pigs are not color blind like dogs or other
animals you know.
Do you know how he got that big red nose, that was me,
he was trying to teach me to balance a carrot on my
nose (I love carrots!) and he was demonstrating how it
was done, well I was hungry so I tried to eat the
carrot but he moved and I bit him. Everyone liked it
though so he kept it like that. I never did learn to
balance that stupid carrot on my nose.
Now don't get me wrong I like Puddles and everything
but who do you think that the kids want to pet and
play with after the show? Thats right, me.
the greatest guinea pig in all of the world (at least in
my humble opinion). I usually perform with the more
well known but definitely less talented Puddles the
Clown. I mean come on I think the name says it all,
he's a clown! Sometimes all those colors make me sick.
Guinea pigs are not color blind like dogs or other
animals you know.
Do you know how he got that big red nose, that was me,
he was trying to teach me to balance a carrot on my
nose (I love carrots!) and he was demonstrating how it
was done, well I was hungry so I tried to eat the
carrot but he moved and I bit him. Everyone liked it
though so he kept it like that. I never did learn to
balance that stupid carrot on my nose.
Now don't get me wrong I like Puddles and everything
but who do you think that the kids want to pet and
play with after the show? Thats right, me.
| My Performing Life |
I love birthday parties because at the end of the show
I get petted, although I also perform at place like
daycares, churches, schools and other places.
Puddles and I perform at many events in and around
Wichita, KS. Puddles really comes up with some greats
shows, I can almost always hear the kids, and the
adults, laughing and clapping and having fun before I
make my appearance in the show (that is when I am not
napping 'till my part of the show).
Well Puddles and I have been performing together
since 2003, and Puddles was performing for over four
years before we met.
Yea, I am a show guinea pig, I have been in show
business my whole life. I don't really know much else.
I get petted, although I also perform at place like
daycares, churches, schools and other places.
Puddles and I perform at many events in and around
Wichita, KS. Puddles really comes up with some greats
shows, I can almost always hear the kids, and the
adults, laughing and clapping and having fun before I
make my appearance in the show (that is when I am not
napping 'till my part of the show).
Well Puddles and I have been performing together
since 2003, and Puddles was performing for over four
years before we met.
Yea, I am a show guinea pig, I have been in show
business my whole life. I don't really know much else.
| My Personal Life |
The life of a show guinea pig is quite unique.
Whenever I meet new friends they are always
surprised. Magic show work (animal productions and
the like), in our market anyway, is usually reserved for
rabbits. That is in the small animal department.
There are of course some magic shows that have larger
animals such as tigers, but I wouldn't trust Puddles
with a tiger, would you!
Whenever I meet new friends they are always
surprised. Magic show work (animal productions and
the like), in our market anyway, is usually reserved for
rabbits. That is in the small animal department.
There are of course some magic shows that have larger
animals such as tigers, but I wouldn't trust Puddles
with a tiger, would you!
| Performances |
I have performed in many different shows with
Puddles including:
and lots of other shows for all types of events. If you
would like to see me perform, contact me through
Puddles the Clown. Or better yet send a truck full of
cash and a nice limo by my place to pick me up at my
home. My address is:
Scooter the guinea pig
Puddles the Clown's living room
Wichita, Kansas
Puddles including:
- birthday parties
- daycares/preschools
- schools
- churches
and lots of other shows for all types of events. If you
would like to see me perform, contact me through
Puddles the Clown. Or better yet send a truck full of
cash and a nice limo by my place to pick me up at my
home. My address is:
Scooter the guinea pig
Puddles the Clown's living room
Wichita, Kansas
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